notinmybackyard

I'm really hitting a brick wall with this problem. Because I've got the problem of creating "Jewish" themed smut.. Unfortunately there are rules being attached to what I do.

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1. I can't do anything will be considered an attack on the Jewish faith.

2. men can't look like stereotypes and they also can't be dressed colorfully. (conservative only)

3. No bondage, No scat, no freaks, no vulgar language, etc

4. The women must dress conservative and must also look married. (Married WTF?)

5. All group sex but zero homosexuality for either the men or women and no anal.

6. All internal ejaculations.

7. Must have a funny plot, must be jewish and must not be absurd

8. No gonzo, no vignettes, no interviews

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officially retired as of March 01 2018 but still fucking around and getting into shit.