Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Maybe you just inadvertently came up with the best porn movie idea ever. Let's take your list and turn it completely inside-out.


1. MUST be a (funny) attack of the Jewish faith (and other faiths while you're at it)
2. Use Extreme Stereotypes and dressed like they're attending a Gay Pride parade.
3. All-swearing freaks tied-up and covered in Chocolate (no scat, thats gross).
4. All-slutty women who could never be married.
5. Guys do guys, girls do girls. Even, girl-on-girl anal.
6. All External Ejaculations. All Slow-motion, all 3-D.
7. Absurd plot written by the the South Park crew.
8. Total gonzo.

Now that's some smut I'd pay to watch.