Originally Posted by Lichen

Please God, our Father in heaven,
allow Irma to stop over Haiti for a couple of days
and like a hard-working Latino helper,
compel Thy holy powerwash to purify the wretched island of its subhuman vermin,
wash out all traces of their demonic existence,
and once again make the Pearl of the Caribbean available for HUMAN habitation.

In your Son's name.
Amen