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Originally Posted by bronco67
There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.
Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.
But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.
You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"
She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.
She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
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Well this is all good and I know that you can have sex on a sofa. I am just used to have it on the bed.
Two things: it is more ccomfortable on the bed + if you have it on the sofa her or your bodily fluids often "ruins" the sofa. For those 2 reasons I always went for the bed.
As for:
"Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.
Well that was the main point of the thread (not that you should phrase it like that, but even if you are cool about it), preparing sofa bed is an obstacle...