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Originally Posted by crucifissio
I am fucking badass for sure...I have been a pirate (software) and a smuggler, a refugee, a studio boss and software developer, a life long martial artist and avid off road motorbike/montainbike rider...I have ridden everything from mountains to deserts and camel trophy shit was every day life for me...Im big as fuck and look like a rugged outdoors motherfucker but also handsome as fuck and have a fat cobra...age 15-23 was practically spent fucking cheap hookers, had money from pirating software...I will be moving to colombia soon probably medelin and will fuck hookers like crazy...preferably black ones...but brown is ok...I will live with 2-3 hookers, preferably all black girls, and consume copious amounts of viagra...
oh and I also have a commercial tomato farm...but have been known to grow peppers...and salad...
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