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Old 10-05-2017, 06:25 PM  
notinmybackyard
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Originally Posted by MedCash_Miller View Post
lol and none of those gasoline-powered cars paaaaaacked with technology are able to do the same?
If you're stupid enough to have all that shit in a car...

I'm 80 years old and I can do amazing magical things that most people can't these days.

Such as:
  • Memorize phone numbers
  • Read a map
  • Do math in my head
  • Parallel park without a back up camera
  • Get my cock hard without Viagra
  • Cook a meal without a microwave
  • Keep my house clean
  • Listen to music without constantly changing the song half way,
  • Iron a shirt and pants,
  • Change a hook on a fishing line
  • Pick up a 25 year old woman in a grocery store
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