Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Montreal roads are terrible. On everything else you said:



It has its problems, but I like it!



Taxation is tough, but they also give you lots of right-offs and chances. If you owe less than they claim, they give you all kinds of chances to prove it. Don't fuck around and you'll be fine.



Do like smart people do: Take the metro. If you must drive, drive to a metro station. If you get stuck in traffic thanks to construction it's your fault. Services exist that tell you where construction is going on, and where slowdowns are occurring. Plus, you work online, don't you? What are you complaining about?



Why ?



Your wood burning stove, as romantic as it is, pollutes like hell, damages the lungs of all living things that smell the smoke, is inefficient, and dangerous. Times are changing - time to get rid of it. Get over it.



The ones who will talk to you, maybe. Montreal is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Go hit Crescent Street, or St. Lawrence Street, or Griffentown, or any music festival, even just downtown on any day of the week.

Or for the ultimate in Montreal girl-viewing, check out the Gran Prix parties.

Or if you're lazy, just do a google image search for "Montreal women" and enjoy.