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--- Hax0R FaCtZ!@!!! ---
ThiZ iS dA KaY k00l FaCtZ BoUt 90% oF aLL hAx0ReZ 0uT thiErZ! s0 ReaAD oN
lAMurR!
FaCt 1. MoSt Hax0Rz ArE HoMoSeXuaL FeMaLeZ TraPPeD iN a MaNz BoDy. YuP YuP.
YoUr ProBaBlY ThiNkInG.. iM nOT HomOSeXuaL... BuT sEE yOUr A FeMaLe iN a MaNz
BoDY s0 JeW LiKe ChiCz MaKiNg j00 A leZbO... FuX0r BiZniTch h0e!
FaCt 2. l0pht.CoM iS pRoNouCeD LiKe Loft... NoT LoW PhaT! STeeWpiD bIzNItchEz
DoNt EmAiL me AnYmORe n0w!
FaCt 3. ThE AnaL bOx iS tHe MoSt 31337 BoXinG PhReaK hEx t00l YeT! iT CaN
dE-PluGgeerIze AnY AnAl CaVity. TeSt OnE ouT oN eMMaNuEL... s0 MaNy pEOplE
hAd DaT aSS itZ WaY iNSeCuRe!!!
FaCt 4. CiA.GoV wAs NoT hAx0ReD... iTz ThE GoVeRnMeNt MaKIn ShiTz uP AGaIn
t0 BuST ouT oN uS lEEt Hax0Rz... WhiCH WoulD jUSt bE mE aND |=|4x0r.
FaCt 5. ThE hAx0r Br0TheRz ArE 15 NoT 12 oR 13... BiTcH j00 WAnnA DiE?
FaCt 6. iP p00pErZ d00 w0rK!
FaCt 7. 2600 wAs ReAllY STaRtEd bY BiLL CliNtoN...
FaCt 8. |-|4x0r WaS ThE oNe WhO mAde LiNuX... AnD iT wAS MadE iN VIsUaL BAsIc
FaCt 9. j0n NeWt0N FiSh FuX b0y DiDnT ReAlLy Hax0r CeRt.OrG... SoMeOnE mAiLeD
hIm ThE pAsSwORd.
FaCt 10. 24 HoUrZ A DaY yoU CaN FinD EmmAnUeL GolDStiEn iN iRc On EfNeT iN
#2600... FuXinG lAmUR
FaCt 11. MenTorZ lAsT WoRdS thAt EveRYOnE hAs ReAD wAs NoT rEaLLy HiZ. iT CaMe
FrOm Hax0Rz The m0vIe. FuXinG LamEr RiPPeD iT oFF!!@!!
FaCt 12. YeS... AnaL bOXinG hAs KiLLeD pEOplE. BuT mOSt SurVive FOr MaNY YeaRz
BeForE kICkinG buCkeT.
FaCt 13. Fux0r.eXe DoeS w0rK lAmuH!
FaCt 14. ReAL Hax0Rz DrInK CaFFinE FrEE j0Lt CoLa!
FaCt 15. BiNd A DilDO t00 A soCkEt WaS bEtA TeSteD oN CaroLyn MieNaL. STaNkY
YeS VerY...
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