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--- hax0RiNG wiTH j0r PeNiZ ---
OKaY n0w j00 NeeD oNe ThinG... JeW neED A panIZ... iF j0r a GuY.. wE AsSUMe
j00 HavE a pEniZ (BroNC busTer, sO10, aND EmaMNeuL eXCludEd) iF joR a GiRL
ThEn FinD a GuY wITh a PeNIZ anD cuT hiS pEnIS oFF wiTHa PEnCIL anD j00
CAn YeWsE iT!@#
n0w THiS IS The StEP Be sTeP waYZ t0 GaIN rEwT oN a MIcRosOFt UniX USinG
jeWr pEniZ@##@#
1. TaKE joR pEniS anD JiZZ iN thE dISk DriVe... mOsT coMPuTeRZ liKE ThiZ aNd
wiLL dO shIT fOR yEw beTTeR iF u JiZz iN thEm.
2. FiND thE owNEr OF thE ComPutEr And StiCk j0r pEniS in TheIR moUTh.. TeLL
ThEm ThaT THeIR cOMpuTeR liKEz j00 AlreaDY cUz U jiZmeD oN iT anD ThaT jEw
WiLL dRoWN THeM IN cUM iF thEY doNT GIvE j00 THeiR PaSSwORd. iF THeY GivE
j00 THeiR paSSworD thEN j0r iN.. jEW caN noW hAx0R ThE jiZZ ComPUTeR!@#
3. IF thEy d0 NoT giVe j00 THe PAsSwoRD thEM pUMp LoaD aftEr lOAd iNt0 THiEr
moUTheZ... PIsS iF j00 HaVE t00. BuT dR0wN thEM.. ThEN CuT oUT thEir
SphiNCterZ aNd ReWt THeM wiTH a PEncIL... ThiS shoULD gEt tHEm t00 GivE j0
ThEir PassWorDz...
4. JiZz oN thEir EyeZ... ThiS buRNz... s0 TheYz WiLL g0 BLiND aND SHIZniTcH
aND TheN tELL tHEM j0r GOnnA jiZZ oN thEir CompuTeR soMe moRE!#!@#!@#
5. TaKE j0R peNIZ anD fuCKiNG diCK smaCK ThEM!#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#@!#
ANyWaYZ oNE oF thESe SHoulD gEt j00 ThE paSSWoRD.. ThEN j00 HAvE jusT haX0red
TheiR coMputEr uSing j0r PenIZ!#!@#!@#!@# EliTE n0?!#?
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