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Your mom forced your local bar to remove the urinal mints!
You kept eating them and thus had urinal breathe when you came home and made out with her
You neo nazitard
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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