Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Canada does not pump tiny babies full of vaccines that cause autism. (Sandy Hook)

Canada, being a (mostly) single culture nation, has a greater level of respect for one another. (Columbine)

Canada hasn't been importing muzzies for a couple decades. So they don't have second generation haters. (Pulse Nightclub, San Bernardino)

Canada doesn't have black people. (Charleston church)