Just have it poll GFY all day -- then just flag on the hot posters, threads with high blastoff read counts, and any sticky threads...
Then just notify me by ICQ -- my reply in ICQ will be shunted over to GFY -- if I don't reply within the first 5 posts, it will give a random reply like "My nuts itch."
If anyone quotes me the script should say "go fuck yourself

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