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Originally Posted by kane
You can rest assured we give him plenty of shit over this. He'll say something like, "Today at work some crazy chick tried to claw my eyes out." His wife will reply, "Did you try tazing yourself in the balls to see if that stopped her?"
He will hear about this to his dying day.
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My cop friend used to have amazing stories but my longtime mortician friend, his are better than any, ANY you've ever heard. Amazing the underbelly of life & death cops & morticians experience daily.