Find out who is girlfriend or wife is, track them down and start a romantic affair behind his back. Get her to want to leave him for you then withdraw all interest in her. If you have courted her correctly, she should be saying 'Why? Why? But I love you! We should be together' etc etc...
At that point explain that the only way that you can ever have a future together is for her to bring you all of his top keywords and seo strategies in a spreadsheet...
Its the long game, and will take some time, I grant you but it will ultimately give you what you need. Life isnt all about using a computer as a shortcut.
Good luck and give her one from me
