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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark
Bahahahaha I fucking love this.
Think about it a second. It's a handy wipe dipped in alcohol and anti-bacterial stuff, and each one costs maybe $0.001 to make. It contains 8 cloths. Total cost to produce :$0.008.
Now it's clearly, directly targeted to the biggest idiots on the planet: Alex Jones true believers, with words like
- "COMBAT"
- "TACTICAL"
- "UNLEASH"
- "POWER"
- "BROAD SPECTRUM"
And packaged in foil with added Military / Camo graphics for extra marketing to extra stupid idiots who will gladly pay a 994900% mark-up for it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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So they're mainly made of condensed alcohol and the rush you get is the alcohol seeping in through your skin.
This explains why Wehateporn posted 2 days ago that he now has the confidence to take more selfies. Only looking at yourself in the mirror while drunk is one of the five signs that you're ugly