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Old 12-21-2017, 12:50 PM  
Korban
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Originally Posted by Bladewire View Post
This was the BEST star wars of them all, aside from Return of the Jedi.
This has GOT to be a troll post.

The Last Jedi story is an utter fucking mess that seems to actively try to ruin the trilogy by killing off everybody important before anything can actually happen. Half the shit that happens doesn't make sense and the other half affected nothing. It's a badly edited clusterfuck of scenes blatantly stolen from ESB and ROFJ.

The biggest hero in the franchise, Luke Skywalker, gets to do nothing and dies like a bitch.

Rey is an obnoxious character and I wish she died.

Only good thing about the movie is that it's visually pretty and you don't get points for that in 2017, being visually pretty is fucking required these days. You don't get credit for meeting the minimum requirement for your budget.

TLJ is such a bad movie that I honestly wonder how could they possibly have a sequel after this. I see no way for them to write a good movie with the few characters and (lack of) plot lines they have left.
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