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Originally Posted by Korban
This has GOT to be a troll post.
The Last Jedi story is an utter fucking mess that seems to actively try to ruin the trilogy by killing off everybody important before anything can actually happen. Half the shit that happens doesn't make sense and the other half affected nothing. It's a badly edited clusterfuck of scenes blatantly stolen from ESB and ROFJ.
The biggest hero in the franchise, Luke Skywalker, gets to do nothing and dies like a bitch.
Rey is an obnoxious character and I wish she died.
Only good thing about the movie is that it's visually pretty and you don't get points for that in 2017, being visually pretty is fucking required these days. You don't get credit for meeting the minimum requirement for your budget.
TLJ is such a bad movie that I honestly wonder how could they possibly have a sequel after this. I see no way for them to write a good movie with the few characters and (lack of) plot lines they have left.
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QFT!
The entire movie was the Rebels escaping. Gee, how exciting.
Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia are all dead now. Great! So let's see a movie with....Chewbacca, C-3PO and R2D2 (who had almost NO role in this film at all). Gee that will be fun, won't it? Wondering what happens to Rey, Po, Fin and Kylo Ren! Right? Right??
Pure utter shit and a giant FUCK YOU to all Star Wars fans who wanted the myriad of questions raised by The Force Awakens answered. They got....nothing. A giant middle finger from Disney.
Oh - and the brainless writer/drector Rian Johnson impressed Disney SO much that now he's going to do three more films! Can't wait for those, right? Right??
Fucking joke.