these objects were removed by emergency room physicians this past year:
Penis
A LITTLE SCREW
A SHARP TOY
FOUR INCH LONG METAL SEX TOY
PLASTIC SPOON
PIECE OF DOMINO
PIECE OF PLASTIC SHAMPOO BOTTLE
?PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS?
COAXIAL CABLE
Vagina
SCENTED SOAP
DEODORANT LID
?WAS CLEANING SELF IN SHOWER WHEN FOUND A TAMPON IN VAGINA. CONCERNED THAT THERE IS ANOTHER TAMPON IN VAGINA?
BOTTLECAP
PENIS RING WITH SPIKES ON IT
A PIECE OF RUSTY METAL
SILICON BALLS. PATIENT STATES IS FOR ?YOU KNOW, FOR WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES TOWN?
A BALL
BIKE REFLECTOR
?ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM?
HEADPHONES
HOT TOWEL
?WAS HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE PUT PHONE AND MONEY IN VAGINA?
CLAY
CANDLESTICK
LOLLIPOP
?USING MASSAGING URETHRAL VAGINAL STONE BALLS & THE STRING HOLDING 15 BALLS TOGETHER DISSOLVED, CAN ONLY FIND 14 BALLS?
TOY MAGIC WAND
Rectum
GOLF BALL
PEANUT BUTTER JAR
SPRAY BOTTLE
CURTAIN ROD
?STUCK A TOY UP HIS RECTUM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED?
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
FLOSS CONTAINER
MOUTHWASH BOTTLE
?AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM?
SMALL WOODEN KNICK-KNACK
SCREWDRIVER
PLASTIC FORK
TOY MISSILE
PLASTIC VIBRATING DILDO, CAN NOT TURN OFF
?ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER?
CIGAR TUBE TO RELIEVE HEMORRHOIDS
?FEELING LONELY, USED A MASCARA CONTAINER IN PLASTIC BAG, PUT IN RECTUM?
TIN CUP
HAIR BRUSH
?WAS DRINKING WITH FRIENDS AND ?GOT TO EXPERIMENTING,? AIR FRESHENER CONTAINER STUCK IN ANUS?
MARBLES
A LARGE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO
?SAT IN BATHTUB AND FELT SOMETHING GO INTO HER ANUS?
CAT FOOD CAN
BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO
?WATER BOTTLE IN RECTUM, DOES THIS TO REDUCE ANXIETY?
3 AA BATTERIES
2 AAA BATTERIES
D BATTERY
?PATIENT SAID I HAVE A COIN IN MY ASS FROM A MONTH AGO?
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