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Old 02-06-2018, 05:12 AM  
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
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This is why I love the NHS. I can eat as much utter shit as as I want, leading to Diabetes, & drink so much alcohol that I get liver cirrhosis, and I'm golden. Not only will the NHS fix me up for free, but also give me all my drugs and medications I need for free too !

They even send two hot nurses round morning and evening to see and check on me. They do my shopping and clean my house cause I'm too fat and lazy to get out of bed - Like a couple of personal slaves... Nice !

I'm looked after and loved by the unjudging NHS from Cradle To The Grave, with no need to take any personal responsibility for my health whatsoever - I LOVE the NHS
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