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Old 02-06-2018, 06:01 PM  
HairyChick
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Machine Blows Up Their Tits

At my birthday lunch today, a couple of guys were sitting behind us. I wasn't paying attention to them until I heard, "that porn company does it".

Moron tells them that porn companies have a special machine that hooks up to boobs and makes a girl's tits get big. I'm thinking he means "tits" as in nipples but he explains that boobs go up to "like 44GGG" from the machine.

I looked at the people I was with and was laughing until a friend asked if it was true and he liked machine boobs. I laughed so hard my eyes were watering!

We talked to the movies and what was real. I wondered how many folks think the body parts aren't surgically-enhanced but are normal sized until "machines" enlarge them. I know guys use pumps but people seriously think the performers enlarge and deflate?
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