Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

The facts:
Johnny went to the shop to get some food
At the shop Johnny pulled a gun and shot the shop keeper dead and stole some food.
Johnny went home and ate his food.

Nunes version...

Johnny went to the shop to get some food
Johnny went home and ate his food.

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Yep his statement is 100% factual... but just forgot a few key points ;)

Try getting informed.