FCP have called in veteran financial whizz kid Chris Malick to handle the crisis - He has assured all concerned that the 'money is in motion'...
Mr Malick also announced that the 'long awaited' sequel to his 'hit movie' will hit the screens soon - "Middle Men II, We Fucked Them Again" - is due for release when the check clears - He also mentions that he is welcoming investors.....
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