From the same reddit post...
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[–]The_Original_Gronkie 96 points 14 hours ago*
April 18, 2030. Our top story tonight - Donald J Trump was found dead in his prison cell at roll call this morning. He was 81 years old. Initial reports were that he died of a massive heart attack in his sleep, but some are already reporting that his cell mate was one quarter Mexican, and once mowed a lawn belonging to George Soros' college landlady, and 20 years ago managed a dry cleaners where Hillary Clinton's private secretary had the stains removed from her husband's ties.
In a remarkable show of unity, the 16 remaining Republican members of the Senate and House of Representatives have already made a written demand that President Chelsea Clinton begin an immediate investigation into the disgraced ex-presidents death, including all of her mother Hillary Clinton's emails, Benghazi, and her Deep State connections. They also said something incomprehensible about Barrack Obama, who simply replied, quote "Fuck those guys." Unquote.
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^^ Some of you delusional loons actually think this is going to happen
