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CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2018, 08:56 AM

I'm compiling a list of warning signs that will help me cross the dark, terrifying wood of meeting women without losing my life or limbs. In no specific order these are first ones that pop into my mind:

- Has shaven completely her head (not due an illness or an accident).

- Has more than one pet/child.

- Has a dreamcatcher tattoo.

- Has dated me in the past (That is the reason why I never went back with any of my former love partners).

Do you have some more to add up??

04-03-2018, 08:56 AM
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