Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

She smells like garlic
Too many piercings
Too many tattoos
Hairy, unshaven bush (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Cross-eyed
Bi-polar
Narcissist
Virgin
Sex worker (trust me)
Psychiatrist/Psychologist (they're nuts)
Stripper (there's never enough coke or money for them)
BBW (unless you are into that sort of thing)
Midgets
Catholics
Anyone from Brazil (they're nuts)
Russians (for obvious reasons)
Scientologist
Mormon (unless she's throwing in her two sisters as part of the deal)
Fake boobs (too high maintenance)
Chicks into sports (too much like dudes)
Bartenders

That's just off the top of my sad, damaged head. LOL