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Old 04-05-2018, 02:05 PM  
Grapesoda
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Montana
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy View Post
I'm compiling a list of warning signs that will help me cross the dark, terrifying wood of meeting women without losing my life or limbs. In no specific order these are first ones that pop into my mind:

- Has shaven completely her head ​(not due an illness or an accident).

- Has more than one pet/child.

- Has a dreamcatcher tattoo.

- Has dated me in the past (That is the reason why I never went back with any of my former love partners​).

Do you have some more to add up??
a woman needs to have 4 things for me to consider dating her...

1. a job
2. a bank account
3. a car (clean inside and out)
4. a place to live (couch surfing or mom's is NOT a place to live)

then I figure out if we have common agendas... "hey what kind of stuff do you and your boyfriend do on dates? .. she might like to do crap I have no interest in, like pegging lol!!

so I get info and find out if she is single..
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