BaldBastard

So you just don't want a sex machine.. you want a used one from Kink .com
That fantasy alone would deserve its own site you realise, and probably a few medical checkups after.

here's the deal, you want a well used old sex machine, I'm waiting in Sydney anytime you want to come down.

In all seriousness though, could be a good money spinner for your members, run a gofund me style page on your site, send them a first usage clip for funding.