The only civil war will be when the OP's family fights over breeding rights with their sisters
Like the Hatfields and McCoys. It will be known as the Fucktards vs the McFucktards. North of the outhouse vs south of the outhouse
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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