Originally Posted by Smack dat

Holy fuck you guys are lame.

I normally wake up most days around 5am. My GF is sleeping next to me and I rouse her with my erect penis.
After a few minutes she comes round and I pound her for around 4 minutes. I usually pull out and cum on her stomach because she no longer wan babies.
After about 5 minutes I am ready to go again. I usually cum a 2nd time this time over her boobs.

Around this time the kids wake up and we have to do the school run.

After 9am I catch the train to work. I normally shoot my load at least twice. Sometimes 3 times. I love masturbating on public transport.
I start work at 9.45 and mostly don't touch myself until lunch.

At lunch I like to change into ladies leggings and walk the city streets with and erect penis. It's amazing how few people notice. I normally buy a pasty from Greggs with an erect penis. The girl in the shop is so cute.

Anyway I normally cum once just walking around and again later before my break ends.

Mid afternoon I get another break and although it makes me sick to type it I normally mastubate over a collegue. There is this cute girl that works in a stall 3 down that I think I love. I sometimes masturbate into he lucozade.

By hometime I am horny and frustrated and often drive home nude. I normally cum 3 or 4 times on the way home and often take longer routes.

Once home I am welcomed by my beautiful GF who has been gagging an erect penis inside her all day. I normally fuck her several times. Mostly outside on the street but also inside too.

Based on this I think I cum around 30 times a day.