Originally Posted by nico-t

i took a short break and went to spain for a week, and you can spot the average british tourist instantly: Middle aged, overweight and pale with vague blue tattoos.

Average american tourist: A little bit older (because it costs more for Americans to come here of course), overweight, talking like they're constantly acting.

The tourists from other countries don't really have a distinctive thing in common, though i can somehow always tell where someone is from just by looking at them.