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Q: Why is our government not in a hurry to land our men on the moon?
A: What if they refuse to return?
Q: When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev had a race around the Kremlin. Nixon came the first. How should our media report on that?
A: As follows: In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place, while President Nixon came in next to last.
Q: What is "Russian business"?
A: To steal a crate of vodka, to sell it, and then drink the money away.
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