Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

First I am organising a funeral for a guy that nobody liked - Seriously...

He was a Brit living in Spain and his family are coming - Somehow I have to make it look like he was Mr Popular.....

I still have no idea how I got conned into that one...

Then I have to edit 80 pages of a 'short' story a friend wrote in Spanish and translated into bad English.....

Add to that 2 FaceBook pages, a business card and a flyer...

My total income - ZERO!....

Guess who will get the blame when it all turns to shit?..