Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I was in a Pizza place once and 2 hideous lesbos were swapping spit. Not the shit I wanna see while eating, hot lesbos no problemo, beached whales=appetite shot.

If lesbos in my car were hideous, get a room. Hot might FAP and when they become disgusted I'll blame them for provoking da erection.

Of course I'd never Uber cause I don't need the extra money and 90% of people suck.