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My simple cure for those morbidly obese people like me weighing 600+lbs... (No Exercise Required)
Just put us in a medically induced coma for 6 months and feed us very few calories - Just enough to keep us alive. We will wake up 6 months later perfectly slim, however to us, it will be instantaneous. We will just feel that we have had a nice nap...
OK, it sounds dangerous, but being morbidly obese is more dangerous. Expensive to do? Perhaps, but a lot less expense than dealing with all the complications of being overweight.
Infact, if this caught on, you could have 'hospitals' (converted warehouses) FULL to the brim with fatties, all being monitored by just a few medical staff. The more people in comas the less it costs! It actually becomes cost efficient !
Nothing could possibly go wrong, and if it did, you'd never know about it! You'd already be in a coma anyway ! WIN/WIN !!!
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