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It works. I lost one hundred pounds in three years when in a coma. Feeding tube gave me nutrients and kept me alive.
But, assholes didn’t care that I was type 2 diabetic. Awoke to needles going into my belly daily. Blood sugar of 190. Demanded my daily pill instead of insulin and pull the sugar-laden bag of feed and get me no-sugar nutrients. In two weeks it dropped to under 100.
Six months won’t get you skinny. Two years should get you down to 300 lbs or so.
Have your jaw wired but realize that you can’t throw up. Medical coma but no exercise means no muscle retention. Gastric bypass but you can still eat bad food.
Exercise and diet. Small steps lead to bigger steps. Make sure you’re motivated to live longer.
Or, just eat poop with vitamins. Chocolate shake!
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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