Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Soiling my pants was actually what I was referring to in the OP... Nothing to do with scratchcards at all...

Anyway, on that VERY subject, I've just written you a 'Pooem'...

Please enjoy it very much

"I soil myself on a regular basis,
More often than not, in irregular places,
While people look on with shocked looks on their faces,
But I don't give a fuck - I don't care...."