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under assualt in Malibu
by squirrels... I feel like I'm at gfy.... the little furry bastards are coming in through the dryer vent. going for the dog food.... it's like fort apache here in the hills...
every time I look out the door the little fucks start dodging and diving, then come right back...
when I drive up to my place it's a mad scramble of about 15 squirrels dashing off into the woods.... and the fucking ravens are laughing their asses off about it... no shit.
there is a small conspiracy living here with me, or should I say I'm living with a small conspiracy... at any rate the Ravens watch out for me.... they circle the car as I drive up the hill and follow me and Killer when we walk around. Air cover. the conspiracy alerts me to threats like coyotes… the same way it was down in Cornell at the old place…
I've even caught the deer fucking around playing tag and stuff... usually I just see deer hauling ass to get away...
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