Originally Posted by kane

The first house my brother lived in after high school had some very aggressive squirrels. Apparently, the people that lived there before fed them so they stopped being scared of people and saw them as a source of food. It was wild. They would come into the house, climb up on the couch, and look at you expecting food.

My brother is tall and skinny so he and his buddy were trying to lift weight and put on muscle. One day while he was at work the squirrels got into the house and ate entire 5 pound bag of weight gain protein shake mix. Those were some very fat squirrels.