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Tell her it's normal. It relieves stress. IF you were masturbating, you're in your own house behind curtains. She needs to focus on her bloomers and other laundry and stop being so nosey. Show her your FitBit and if she has doubts, call her a pervert for watching you wank!
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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