I'm a moderate democrat so I'll play a moderate old school republican:
Gosh, gay men are tho icky! Let's make lots of laws against them! I'll wear my purple thilk lawmaking pijamas! Thank goodness daddy left me the company tho I don't have to work with all those thweaty men! Is my hair beautiful? Ok, off to the gym! Oh, crap, gotta take a call from the ball and chain - she cut her hair even shorter! That woman has no sense of Thtyle! I'm going to thee my trainer Rico for the night! Toodles!
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