75% of White Supremacists are named Spencer. It runs in the Spencer bloodline, from way back in the 1700's when they ran a hard-fought campaign to keep the Brown People from Beyond the Mountain Clan from overrunning Spencerville. Eventually they started the Spencer Gifts chain which sold weird and sometimes sexy gifts which were secretly encoded with subliminal racist commands to awaken God's White Army in year 2020, the year of our Orange God's second re-election.
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