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Old 07-26-2018, 07:18 PM  
HairyChick
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Nope.

OH this post is for men only. ☺️
A friend once bought one and asked me to teach him how to use it.

“Place around base of your stuff”
“Snap closed the snap.”
“Adjust”

He asked if it went around the penis and balls or just the penis. I told him to do whatever feels good.

He put it around the penis. HEAD, not base. Told me it hurt when he got hard. I had another friend show him how with a straight face.

This guy was so naive he thought male dildoes went into the foreskin and asked how they fit. We went to the bookstore for instructions on that and other things. He was afraid to ask male friends because they’d laugh at him. I admitted I laughed but gave him credit for asking a girl.

We lost touch but I’ve always wondered how much he learned.
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Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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