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I found out why the new Paxum cards takes so long to arrive. It's a very complicated process
1. Paxum sends a letter with a Homing pigeon to the Amazon rainforest to a local midgets tribe and ask them for help.
2. The midgets ( after a 7 days ritual) proceed and extract the natural rubber from their village holy rubber tree.
3. The extracted natural rubber is shoved in the homing pigeon's ass and sent back to Paxum's headquarters where it is converted in a nice shiny worthless piece of plastic.
4. Now, the card is fabricated and printed but not sooner than our solar system planets align and do a celestial dance and the Harmonic Convergence ( the world's first globally synchronized meditation event) is done.
5.Card is ready to be shipped, so they stuff it in the same homing pigeon ass and send it to your address.
Done! Now you have a useless piece of plastic that will help you learn some Apache and Navajo ritual dances while waiting in front of your local ATM praying that the card will work!.
Cheers
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