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Originally Posted by Dead
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Thats even HAWTER!!!
It took me to another website,
https://www.numbertwoguide.com/poop-calculator/
I gave it my date of birth and it gave me the following personalised information. & whats more, it gave me it for FUCKING FREE !
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Number of times you have gone poop in your lifetime: 23,451 times
Number of poop logs you have produced in your lifetime: 77,387 logs
Number of times you have had explosive diarrhea: 1,173 times
If we stacked your poop, end to end, it would have reached the top of the Empire State Building: 6 times
Number of times you have sharted: 11 times
Number of times you have wiped: 117,254 times
Amount of toilet paper used: 2,345 rolls
Number of trees killed by pooping if you don't use recycled paper: 2.35 trees
Number of times you have flushed the toilet from pooping: 24,623 times
Amount of water you have used from flushing: 39,397 gallons
Amount of times you have ran out of toilet paper before you finished wiping: 199 times
Amount of times you have farted while pooping: 42,211 times
Amount of times you have clogged the toilet: 128 times
Amount of days you have spent pooping: 130 days
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Well I disagree with the amount of toilet pooper used, as I barely ever wipe, and I have have certainly sharted and had diarrhea on many many more occasions than it suggests I have, but other than that, very enjoyable. Thankyou ever so much
