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Old 08-28-2018, 10:34 PM  
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Originally Posted by marlboroack View Post
My wife put make up on me the other day
But did she try walking you down to the street corner, to pimp your ass out?

When I was a kid, my best friend was a girl, and I let her practice her skills by applying makeup (foundation, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick, hairspray) on me. When she was done, I had to hurry off to a "webelos" meeting. On the way to hanging out with the boys, I was trying to wash that stuff off with soap and water. OMG - it didn't come off. I will always remember the look on everyones faces, when I walked in.

Fast forward nearly 40 years later, I don't give a damn. One year many moons ago, I dressed up as a Catholic Priest and video interviewed the porn stars walking the red carpet at XBIZ.
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