Thread: "It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion,"
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Old 09-18-2018, 01:20 PM  
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“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
OMG wtf...
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