Yuppies and hipsters finding out it ain't what they think it is. Trying to jump in head first cause it's legal now... Skipping them steps that help you build those iron lungs. I love it, cause most over-do it first time and leave me the fuck alone from then on out. If you come to me as a grown up for your first weed experience, I'm putting you on the volcano and telling you to take the biggest hit ever and the only way not to cough is to hold it in as long as possible.
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