Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Liz Lemon: What is it with you men, you're like you are junkies or something. Why can't you just say no?

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind. I've got to get out of this. What do other guys do?

Liz Lemon: Well, one guy died, Scotty Pippen requested a transfer to Houston.

Jack Donaghy: Houston is too humid, what about this dying thing?

Liz Lemon: Where is she now?

Jack Donaghy: Chained to the radiator at her hotel room. It was her idea, she's an amazing woman.