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Check this story out bro...
I grew up in a house that only had a bathtub because my parents were too cheap to have a shower. I remember discovering that if I rubbed the washcloth back and forth on my dick, I would get a funny feeling in my belly. When I was outside the tub and didn't have a washcloth, I would use my left hand because I didn't want to get it dirty, which is what my mom told me about touching myself. It's dirty.
But her wise words prepared me for the future. I became very prolific at using my non-dominant hand for beating my meat. I can have my mouse hand free when I'm watching Pornhub now. That means I can scrub to my favorite part of the Jynx Maze doggy clip with my right hand and bust a nut with the left hand. If I had grown up using my right hand, it just wouldn't work. My left hand works that dick like a trained slut. My right hand is like a virgin. It's still good but doesn't know what the fuck it's doing.
I've never had phone sex because I think it's stupid, but it definitely wouldn't work for me. As most people do, I use a phone with my non-dominant hand and it feels weird to have it on the right side. I could use speaker phone, but what if I'm in a place where I need to keep quiet?
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