Well Im BACK ! lol
I waited until he had finished, and then I feigned intestinal distress. Being the size I am, I wasn't able to get up from the chair myself without two helpers, so I proceeded to empty the last two curries I had eaten, directly into my pants
Obviously the smell was awful, and of course it was all over the chair and on the floor etc, so as they fussed to organize the cleanup, I acted like I couldn't help it and needed to get to the toilet for a cleanup myself...
Then, as soon as I was out the office I nipped out the fire door ! Free teeth ! Woot Woot ! Good times
